A story about my three cute cousins.

The first grandchild and the last grandchild.

Jarzreen Jaffri and Adam Farel Arzlan

*Wei, bangga aku jadi cucu pertama.

This is Adam. 

Pronounced : Atam , Adumm, Ahdam, DamDam

He was born on 17 January 2011 (I think.) And he's the youngest child of my Uncle Lan and Auntie Aifa. He has two older sisters, Puteri Ardina Shafiyah and Puteri Arlysha Shafiyah. Kakak-kakak dia ada Puteri, Adam takde Megat pun :O

Dina is the eldest and she's only 8 years old. She's a superb sister and the way she takes care of Adam, WOAH. DUDE. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE 8. Bapak careful. And MY mom keeps going on and on and on and on about Dina being a wonderful eldest sister and she's smart and careful and nice and quiet. Don't get me wrong, I love Ardina. And yes, she's smart, careful and everything that I've said. You won't believe that she's 8 if you saw her. Her maths. HER MATHS. HER MATHEMATICS OHMYGOD.

Even I fail to beat her -.-

Arlysha.

Pronounced : Lysha, Lysho, Tito, Chicho

(Sumpah aku pun tak tahu macam mana boleh sampai situ.)

Oh Arlysha.

A very different story.

THIS. IS. ARLYSHA.

Budak yang gigit puting botol susu tu eh, bukan gajah di sebelahnya.

Adorable right?

Adorable. But very very hyperactive.

You know, she was the one who came up with ATAM.

She's jealous of her brother.

Arlysha's way of hurting her brother ;

1. Hit his head with two metal spoons
2. Coo "Aaaadammmm." and then grab his cheek and pinch it
3. Pull his brother's small tiny feet
4. Pull Adam's hair
5. Slap Adam
6. Bite his hand
7. And 1000 other ways I don't bother to write.

And after all those things above, Adam is okay :)

Adam. Hold on. Lysha is going to come to her senses one day.

Three Reasons Why We Have To Do Sejarah Folio.

Suggestion : Use these reasons to do Objektif Kajian.

Warning : Do not do what I had suggested

Let me give you the third reason.

3. Because if we don't do the freaking folio, we'll fail our Sejarah PMR.

Selena Gomez - Who Says

Just look at the part where she wipes off all her makeup.

She looks so pretty without makeup!

*Jealous

I absolutely adore Selena Gomez ♥

SELENA Y U SO PRETTY?

Optician? U SERIOUS? :D

I went to check up my eyes because I thought that my eyesight was getting blurry. So when the optician finished checking my eyes, he said in a terribly high pitched voice,

Optician : Eh! There's nothing wrong with your eyes! All 0! Good!

Me : Huh really?

Dalam hati

Eh mat kau ni biar betul? Aku 10 jam duduk depan computer pandang screen sampai blurry. Rosak kot machine tu.

ALHAMDULILLAH. SEJUTA SYUKUR KEPADA ALLAH SWT.

Sorry la, BM saya teruk.

SUMBAT.

Setahu aku, sumbat tu macam Tauhu Sumbat, menyumbat makanan ke dalam mulut, sumbat pillow dalam pillow casing (sama lah kan?)

Tapi, kalau orang tulis SUMBAT dekat status, macam ;

"Cuti paling sumbat dalam hidup aku!" - Facebook Aliff

Then time tu, aku tengah sedih. So aku macam, staring at a distance la.

"Jaja sumbat bohh! Jaja sumbat gile!" - Ayat Meero

Even Yasmin pun.

"HAHAHAHA Syimir sumbat boh!" - Ayat Yasmin

TOLONGLAH. WTF IS SUMBAT.

AKU NAK DAPAT A+ UNTUK BM.

TOLONGLAH AKU.

Eh serious, sumbat tu ada brapa banyak maksud? -.-

BOLEHKAH ANDA BAGITAHU AKU SUMBAT ITU APA?

Happy Birthday PELISAHHHHH

NURUL FELISYA HISHAM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDAK LAWA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU ♥

Semoga Allah memanjangkan umur anda dan merahmati anda.

Lmao :)

AND I HOPE YOUR BLOG GETS WORLD-WIDE FAMOUS.

EVERYBODY SHOULD HEAR YOUR HUMOUR.

♥ Jaja 


*P.s. Sorry saya sangat lame very very lambat buat benda ni sebab mami suruh tido awal -.-

Hurrah.

Soooo, I got a new phone yesterday. My grades only increased a bit and as far as I'm concerned I didn't do anything that could change the world.... so what the hell made my dad decide to buy me a new phone? It went like this.

Dad : If we trade in your phone, how much do you think it would get?

Me : *blur* huh? Well, that time, I asked a store in Kedah, the saleslady said maybe RM 100. Why?

Dad : If you can get a store here that could take your phone for RM 100, I'll buy you a Nokia C3.

Me : Which one is that?

Dad : Haih. The one with the Qwerty keypad. The one that could log on into Ovi by Nokia.

Me : *dancing like Rebecca Black's mental friend*

So while my dad was playing bowling with my bro, my mom and I went to every phone store we could find in that mall and asked them, "HOW MUCH IS MY PHONE WORTH?" In the end, a store wanted to take my phone for RM150 *rugilahkau. Then my dad kept his promise and bought me the phone he promised. I wanted the purple limited edition one but that one was sold out and now I'm stuck with a bimbo-ish hot pink one. But WHATEVER. 

I LOVE MY PARENTS.

Btw, here's my current phone.

BIMBO DUDEEEEEE. ITS HOT PINK! I AM NOT A FAN OF HOT PINK!

*Really, I wanted a Blackberry but I ain't gonna spoil my dad's good mood. Just enjoy it while it lasts!

Love you Daddy :)

Jealousy erupting.

Sumpah jealous gila sial nak kick the bucket sekarang ni.

Crying my eyes out.

If I were Selena Gomez, you would see me like this.

Really. I should delete my Facebook.

I REALLY NEED TO GET OVER HIM.

Hangman

So this happened on Wednesday, in English Club. We were divided into groups and we were playing Hangman. You know?

K so. We were divided into 6 groups. According to our forms. But Form 3 students aren't that many so we had to combine with the Form 4 students. Cool jugak sebenarnye sebab budak-budak form 4 tu terer English belaka huahuahuah. So we started playing. Our group was leading. But then, came this.

Theme : Artist

__ U __ __ R M A N

__ A __ __

A R __ __ A __

Then, my group (yang amat teramat katak bawah tempurung di Negara sendiri) pergi jerit kuat-kuat;

SUPERMAN!!!

But at the same time, EXACT SAME TIME. another group shouted

SUDIRMAN HAJI ARSHAD!

*Which is the right answer. DANG IT.

MALU GILA PIGGY!

The other groups kept laughing at us! I mean, SUPERMAN?

OH MY GOD.

Y SO IMMATURE?

The Karate Kid

 

One of the best movies I have EVER seen.

(Truthfully, one of the reasons why I watch this is because I wanna hear that Justin Bieber Song)

And

NO I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH BIEBER.

I just think he's kinda hot now. Hihi :)

One person who catches my eye in this movie is that Chinese bully kid. Cheng or whatever his name is. He's so hot omg! :D *STFU JAJA, STFU.

^ Hihi hot shialllll

So I decided to Google his info on Wikipedia or wherever I could find his name. Here's what I've got so far :

• His real name is Zhenwei Wang
• He was born on 20 October 1995 (SHAIT! I was born on 8 October 1996)
• And some other info I don't bother to write. Laziness rules.

I found his blog tho.

BUT ITS ALL IN FREAKING CHINESE.

MACAM MANA AKU NAK PAHAM.

*Rasa nak mati je tengok.

Oh Zhen Wei. Tulis lah dalam English :(

TiTeW bUkarN OWanGG TOuuu LaRGH!

Came across a retard today.

I DON'T KNOW ANY AINAS AND I AM ONLY 15.
THIS GUY MACAM DAH 2O-AN DAH.
Adakah saya ini muka macam 'KAK'?

TiTeW BukN OWanG Tuu Ke? HuHUUU! CedeYnYE TiTeWw!

Please do not hesitate to slap me if I ever write like that again!

*shudders

Music Theory Exam - Grade 1 (Part 2)

K, so. Woke up extra early then went to Panglima Perang ( which is located approximately 3 minutes from my house ) and when I got there.

HOOOOLY BANANAS!

Sheet! ORANG RAMAI GILA! Recognized a few people (Elissa, Amrina, DANIEL KONG KWOI TAT :P, my tiga-pupus yang-tak-pernah-tegur-pun-walaupun-sekolah-sama-tingkatan-pun-sama-and-kadang2-keluar-jugak-dengan-diorang-tu. Aku tak sombong. Aku just very very pemalu :") Hotak kau, Jaja)

K so, I was so scared and excited at the same time. I kept calling my teacher and was like ; 

"TEACHERRRR WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU!?"

She's like ; 

"Aiyaaa Jashreen* wait la! I'm parking the car! I'll meet you near the dewan"

And then , while I was waiting for her, my mom noticed that everyone was wearing shoes. (exam kan!) I was wearing my tattered Bata slippers -.-

"OH MY GAWD! I NEED TO GO TO THE CAR!"

Thank Goodness my sister had left her Supra shoes in the car and I wore those instead. Sorry Bata baby!

And then when I was about to enter the hall, I noticed that I had forgotten something.

MY IDENTIFICATION CARD.

BODOH JAJA NI BOLEH LUPA IC DIA.

So memandangkan aku ni kuat menggelabah, start dah crap aku,

"MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAAAAA! IC KAKAK LUPA BAWAK! OHMYGOD MACAM MANA NI! NANTI TAK BOLEH AMBIK EXAM KE? NANTI KALAU DIA HALAU KAKAK MACAM MANA! HOW HOW HOW NOW MUMMY?"

"Aiya, Jashreen*, relax. Ask your mummy to go back home and take your Ic! You live nearby right? I'll tell the examiners to let you off for a while and your mummy will come back with your ic."

And then Dr Fa'iza (my tiga-pupu auntie) she said that it was okay and the IC can be delivered to me soon. She had loads of experience, seeing as all of her three children are already in Grade 5, Grade 4 and Grade 1 respectively. *Sumpah aku jealous dengan Arif dengan Nureen. Bapak terer!

So aku masuk and buat lah exam tu. Aiman Syahirah, partner aku, TIDAK HADIR KERANA PERGI KE THAILAND UNTUK BERCUTI. SO AKU SORANG JE LAH BATCH PUSAT MUSIC HENRYK MAXWELL.

Bila dia balik nanti, memang nak kena bunuh dengan aku. Dah lah dekat dewan tu aku sorang je BUDAK BESAR *tingkatan ok!* DAN YANG LAIN SEMUA TU BUDAK KENOT KENOT KETOT KETOT KECIL KERDIL BELAKA. (NO OFFENCE KAY. Aku kata budak kecil! Mana ada yang Grade 1 tingkatan! Kalau ade pun, sikit je -.- )

Oh and I love my mum sebab rush balik rumah and bagi IC aku :)

Taylor Swift got surprised by Ellen Degeneres

SORRY FOR THE VIDEO SPAM BUT YOU MUST SEE THIS.

Screw you for scrolling down and not watching.

-.-

Who Says - Selena Gomez

She's cute.

This song is cute.

HEAR THIS SONG.

Who says you're not perfect?

Who says you're not worth it?

Who says you're the only one that's hurting?

Who says you're not pretty?

Who says you're not beautiful?

You are.

Music Theory Exam - Grade 1

TAKUT TAKUT TAKUT!

Even though this is only Grade 1, I'm still effing scared!

My teacher wants me to get distinction! (90% + )

You know how much exercise I did?

The past year papers.

I DID 20 OF 'EM.

FRIGGIN 20 SETS OF PAPER.

Shut the pak up Jaja. Everyone in Malaysia who is gonna take the exam does this too.

Overreacting beech.

ITS TOMORROW.

At SMK Panglima Perang. Idk who else I'll be seeing! Because 1 Malaysia is taking the exam at the same time. Tak kisah lah Grade 4, Grade 8, EVERYONE.

TOMORROW.

*different place je.

Ada dekat Pei Chai, SMK Air Putih, and yada yada yada, too lazy to care.

Wish me luck :)

Thirteen Reasons Why - Jay Asher

This book is about a girl named Hannah Baker. She killed herself for thirteen reasons. Clay Jensen finds a box on his doorstep shortly after Hannah's death. 

(and without further ado, I will hand over the narrating to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

The box contains seven cassette tapes. The tapes were initially mailed to one classmate with instructions to pass them from one student to another, in the style of a chain letter On the tapes, Hannah explains to thirteen people how they played a role in her death, by giving thirteen reasons to explain why she took her life. Curiosity and fear of exposure keep the people on the list listening to the tapes, and Hannah has given a second set of tapes to another character who will leak the tapes if they are not passed on. Through the audio narrative Hannah reveals her pain, and her slide into depression that ultimately leads to her suicide.

The Thirteen Reasons

#1. Justin Foley, the first boy Hannah had ever kissed, who lies and exaggerates the event saying that they had gone further. This gives Hannah a negative reputation at her new school.

#2. Alex Standall, the boy who put her down as the "Hottest Ass in the Freshman Class" on his Freshman Class—Who's Hot / Who's Not list. This action perpetuates the reputation of promiscuity, and causes her to become the object of sexual harassment.

#3. Jessica Davis, one of her first acquaintances. She was jealous of Hannah due to the fact that Hannah had been put on the Hot list and Jessica herself was on the not list. Jessica also liked Alex, assumed the rumors that Justin was perpetuating were true, and abandoned Hannah as a friend.

#4. Tyler Down, a boy who was peeping in Hannah's window and taking pictures of her. Hannah and another girl (Courtney) attempted to catch him in the act. This causes Hannah to feel unsafe in one of her last sanctuaries, her own home.

#5. Courtney Crimsen, a girl who most consider nice, who often hurts people unintentionally. Hannah had thought that they had become friends after playfully attempting to catch the stalker/peeping Tom, but Hannah discovers that Courtney, too, has been manufacturing and perpetuating rumors.

#6. Marcus Cooley, who went on a date with Hannah on Valentine's Day. The date was a joke, but he realized that Hannah might have taken it seriously and went to the diner. When he finds her there, he tries to force her to allow him to touch her in a sexual manner.

#7. Zach Dempsey, who witnesses the confrontation between Marcus and Hannah, offers assistance, but is rebuffed by Hannah. Possibly out of spite, he later steals her "compliment letters", which were a part of a Peer Communication class, when Hannah was in severe need of positive reinforcement.

#8. Ryan Shaver, the editor of a school newspaper, who befriended Hannah out of a common interest in poetry, shared private poems with her, and Hannah shared her private poems with him. Ryan published one of Hannah's poems which he had stolen, and her private poem was dissected and ridiculed among the student body.

#9. Clay Jensen (co-narrator), whom Hannah connected with and fell in love with, but at this point in her life she was having difficulty connecting with anyone on an emotional level. Clay was not on the list, but she sent him the tapes because she regretted never getting the opportunity to know him better. Clay conversely feels guilty that he didn't try harder to understand Hannah, who he had affection for in return.

#10. Justin Foley (again), who after leaving Jessica Davis passed out in a bedroom at a party, allows Bryce Walker to enter the room and rape her. Unknown to everyone, Hannah was hiding in the closet, and did not help Jessica either. She holds herself and Justin partially responsible for Jessica's rape.

#11. Jenny Kurtz, a cheerleader who helped hook Hannah up with Marcus. She was giving Hannah a ride home when she hit and knocked over a stop sign. Jenny refused to report it and, when pressed further, kicked Hannah out of the car. Later that evening, a senior citizen was injured and a student from their school was killed in an accident due to the missing stop sign.

#12. Bryce Walker, who engaged in manual sex with her after another party, ignored her apathy towards him. Hannah consented to this activity to try and force herself to the conclusion that committing suicide was the right choice.

#13. Mr. Porter, the counselor whom she hinted to about her plans to commit suicide still allowed her to leave his office and failed to follow up properly. His poor advice was the last straw for Hannah.

You know why I posted this book?

The picture above shows the paperback edition of the book. My mom found it when we were strolling around Kinokuniya. I wanted the book at first. But my mom said we were running late. So I didn't get the book. I was totally interested in this book so I decided to buy this book next week, when I go to Kuala Lumpur.

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I was looking at Selena Gomez's wikipedia page a few days ago. She was one of my favourite stars. And I found this :

OUHLAWD!

IS I IN TIS HEAVEN?

I. Am. So. Going. To. Buy. The. Book.

Budak tu benci aku. Aku pun macam benci dia jugak.

Tapi dia tengok blog aku.

Aku tak stalk dia pun. Tapi aku tahu dia tengok blog ni sebab time aku online dekat Tumblr, dia ada post something, pasal aku. Aku tahu la.

So, kalau kau benci aku. Tak payah lah baca blog ni. Aku cakap terus terang ni.

Buat apa nak baca kalau menyakitkan hati kau je? Boleh tolong get the hell out tak? Kau tu kan in the 'in-crowd'.

I'm in the, bak kata siapa haritu, 'Kampung-crowd.'

Memang kita tak boleh mix.

So, if you hate me, please DO get the hell out of my blog and never talk to me again.

And ...

Because I don't give a damn.

Once Upon A Holiday in December...

Jaja and her family went to Kuala Lumpur. She went to Kuala Lumpur wearing baju kurung.

(why the hell did I wear baju kurung during the journey?)

K so, you can see her feet. And the one near the keyboard is her sister.

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The next day, without even bother to shower, kitorang pergi Raub.

In our pj's.

On the way to Raub, we stopped at a local famous ice-cream stall.
In our pj's.
*Buat muka tak malu je lah.

KOW PO COFFEE AND ICE-CREAM SHOP

*DUDE! Tak kenal Kow Po ke? Mesti tak pernah baca news paper ni.*

Rilek ah bro. Aku pun tak pernah tahu pun pasal Kow Po ni. Tapi bila rasa ice cream dia....

OH LAWD.

IS I IN HEAVEN?

:{O

Sedap hingga menjilat kuku kaki!!

*Wtf?

^ That one is mine hihihi

It looks plain right? It's home made. And really delicious :D Its thick and creeeeeamy and beats Nutella anytime!

Ok so. Back to the journey. We went to a waterfall I forgot the name.

My uncle rented two chalets because two of our relatives came to join us.

^Yang gemuk makan pisang tu aku lah, siapa lagi.

Lepas tu, mandi manda di dalam air sungai yang sejuk lagi nyaman :)

And then pergi KL balik.

Sampai je rumah terus heret semua orang pergi KLCC sebab nak beli CD Taylor Swift.

From the left ;  yang berada di belakang counter tu ialah Apek jual CD *nanti pergi sana balik aku tanya nama dia eh? Jangan risau haha*, yang pendek sikit tu Farrah Sarzrina, yang tinggi sikit tengah menghabiskan duit raya dia ialah Jarzreen Jaffri, lelaki pakai baju Ben 10 tu my berok *teeheee Jarzrul Danial Jaffri, yang trying on headphones tu my sistah Jarzween Jaffri. *idk what crap she was listening to.

Tau tak aku habiskan duit raya aku RM 140 just to buy Speak Now and A Year Without Rain.

Deluxe Version.

*die hard fan ni. I had to buy it!

^beruk tu mengacau je.

Yang paling best. DAPAT T-SHIRT YANG TERTULIS ; TAYLOR SWIFT

Yang paling paling best;

AKU YANG GEMUK GEDEMPOL NI MUAT PAKAI BAJU TU :D

*SELOK JAJA SELOK.

And then, we ate dinner :)

I'm tempting you guys.

Lasagna ohmygod.

Spaghetti Carbonara with meatballs.

Kbye, I have to go now. 

*smuggling food, eating food, cooking crap but still eating it.

You owe me one.

Aku ni dah lah pemalu. Dah lah baru masuk tusyen. Harini tusyen hari ke dua.

And then baru je perasan yang Yasmin cakap dia pergi KL. Hari SABTU.

Yasmin. Aku benci kau. You owe me one.

SAMPAI HATI KAU TINGGAL AKU SORANG-SORANG!

Special Abilities.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE.

So students from SMART (not what you think. it stands for Sekolah Menengah Abdul Rahman Talib. Do the math.) have to get 80% and above to get an A and you only need 75%

SO FREAKING UNFAIR!

Kashy I hate you.

Kidding :)

Kash and her "Hi, I'm the new kid." dilemma.

She knows how to make a first impression.

__________ tagged 3 photos of you.

I was excited at first. I thought the pictures were from my friends.

But it turned out,

STOP TAGGING ME IN THESE KIND OF THINGS!

PLEASE.

Picnik v.s. Picnic

You guys know the online photo-editing site? Picnik?

This is PICNIK.With a 'K' at the back.

Meanwhile, this is a picnic.

Mmmmm. Foooooood :D

I edit my pictures using Picnik. And well, I type in most of the websites that I would like to visit. So my story is like this.

Once upon a 1B term test, Jarzreen binti Jaffri was writing her english essay. She had no trouble exaggerating the essay and she made it 4 pages long. The day she got back her essay, she was relieved. She got a 29/30 on her essay and that was the highest score she ever obtained. So giant Jarzreen was going through her mistakes. Thank goodness the teacher didn't correct everything on her essay. But there were about five or six flaws in that essay. But there was one mistake she made that caught her teacher's attention and herself. This one word.

.....my mother had packed a picnik lunch for us.

packed a picnik lunch

PICNIK LUNCH.

Obviously, the teacher had underlined the word. SPELLING MISTAKE. SPELLING MISTAKE. EMBARRASSING MUCH? Picnik. Jarzreen thought she was so stupid to make a mistake like that.

So, the dumbo Jarzreen is giving you a piece of advice.

NEVER INSERT ANY OF YOUR INTERNET LIFE IN ENGLISH ESSAYS.

The Story Of Us

I LOVE TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT!

I hate her.

She gets on my freaking nerves. I knew going online would get me pissed off.
So far, I haven't been online for 3 days. But then I went back on today.
And I got pissed.

Jaja, don't hate people or people will hate you back.
Why?
She's already making everybody hate me. So I can't be doing it by myself eh?
My life sucks. I can just go die.

WAIT. BETTER IDEA.
Can you go and die instead? That would be so much better.


*Sesiapa yang perasan, well, jangan perasan. sebab ini bukan untuk korang :)

Personal crap.

Nak tengok muka saya?

Tak payah. Saya tak lawa.

Enjoy this.

Talk to the hand and he says:

"Hey pretty! You're so beautiful! Soooo much prettier than the ugly Jaja behind that hair."

I hope you are happy because I'm certainly in the dumps right now.

But thats what you want all along right? Me being cut down, pushed around and being in the lower standard than you.

Wet wet wet and a D-

Today was wet, wet and WET. I woke up to the sound of a blizzard. I took my morning bath to the sound of a blizzard. I went to school in a blizzard. Guess what? Nothing to guess. I went to school in a blizzard.

So then I arrived at the gate and stepped into a puddle and my shoes got wet and I had to survive school knowing that theres m ud in my socks. Thank goodness my shoes are black and CANVAS. So then, assembly was cancelled. 

Why the hell would they hold an assembly anyway? We'd be soaking wet. And, nobody wants that. BLIMEY. It was cold. Damn cold. Joyce kept hugging on to me during English Club and she was like, "Ja, I'm cold. I'm cold. You're like a pillow. I want to hug you. :> "

It's good to know that my fat lump of a body was good for SOMETHING.

But I didn't feel cold. I just felt wet. And I keep sweating. Then Kalai was like, "Hoi! Were you born without a cold receptor? WE'RE ALL FREEZING AND YOU'RE HOT."

Kalai, I'M NOT HOT. I just don't feel cold! Me? Hot? Sorry, lambat lagi.

We continued on with our school activities (Didn't go out smoothly because of the heavy blizzard) and it was cool to be in cold weather.

But then I felt cold and peed a couple of times. My cold receptors must be growing! Hurrah!

Joyce, I stand corrected.

Oh yeah, I got a D for my Mathematics.

 (shut the hell up, I cried so I learnt my lesson ; Jaja is effing slow and dumb in Mathematics.)

Warning ; Never become like Jaja.

Oh yeah, HAHAHA. COME ON, SPREAD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS! HAHA I KNOW RIGHT? JAJA IS DUMB RIGHT? HARAP JE SEKOLAH BAGUS TAPI DIA BENGONG MATHS RIGHT? HAHA PADAN MUKE BUDAK GEMUK TU.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Spread this. I'm dumb. Whatever. Not a single damn was given.

I know you're amazing and pretty and 'terer speaking' and beautiful and rich and perfect in every way. Put me down. Yeah. Please do that. I like that a lot.

Oh. I went out of topic, did I?

Ok so fine. I got ONE D. just one. But that made me realize and I pushed myself harder for maths. And omg I absolutely positively truthfully love my teacher, Puan Anezah. She's the kindest, most amazing teacher I have ever had and she is so kind to me :>

I promise, teacher. I'll get an A next time!

Examples of her kindness : 

1. Whenever I can't figure out something. I go to her and ask. Well, I go to her a dozen times a day for help. And she always helps me and be like. "Oh Jarzreen! This is simple, you times that and divide that and square root that. And you'll get it! Remember that formula, ok?"
2. And whenever I can do a question, I go to her and I'm like, "Teacher! Is this correct? Is it?" *I'm a kiddy little over-excited teen and I love it when I do something right. And she looks at my answer and be like, "Yes! That's right! Clever girl! I knew you could do it!"

When a teacher does all that, her students will love her and have hope in themselves :)

I love that teacher <3

Oh yeah and P.S :

The blizzard went on until now. Yeah. Its 6pm.

12 hours!

Hurrah!

Why?

Kalau orang tu popular...

Tak semestinya kalau orang tu popular, kau kena agung-agungkan dia, dengar cakap dia, agree dengan dia, nak jadi kawan dia, lupa orang lain, jadi snobbish macam dia etc.
Kenapa nak agung-agungkan orang macam tu? Bukannya hebat sangat pun! Lebih kurang macam kita semua je.
Sumpah cakap. Menyampah aku.

I'm so freaking sick of you, little attention whore.

I'm proud to say that I'm little Miss Nobody. Nobody wants to be friends with me, especially nowdays. Idk why but I think some people are spreading rumours about me. Idk why, seriously. But nevermind.

Not a single damn was given.

Keep calm and carry on :)

Justin Bieber CSI MIAMI?

KENAPA SEMUA ORANG INGAT JUSTIN BIEBER BERLAKON DALAM CSI MIAMI?
Hey! Dia berlakon dalam CSI : Las Vegas lah!
Walaupun aku benci dia separuh hati, aku still tau dia berlakon dalam CSI : Vegas. I mean, bukan nak apa, but then, ramai gila yang tulis kat status Facebook ; "Bestnya tengok Justin Bieber dalam CSI: Miami."
Ish.

And here is the FRIGGIN PROOF.

*EH JANGAN OFFENDED YE. AKU CUMA NAK GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT.

MEMANG PELIK GILA.

Busy busy bee.

So today I had to cancel my sleep-in Sunday because of the retarded St John examination. But I wasn't the only one. My sister had to do it too. So before we went to our respective schools (thank God she doesn't go to my school or else I'm dead meat. she'll spill all my secrets!) we went to McD for breakfast.
Hurrah.
Then I met up with Najwa, Najihah, Thira and Joyce. Thira and Joyce were already certified St Johners but Najwa, Najihah and I weren't. So we were seperated. Ah. Then we took the theory test, WHICH WAS HARD LIKE WTF. But our supervisor was cool! And he was only 17 :> *I looked that up on his St John member card hihihi. kinda cute maybe. K, Jaja, shut up, Jaja.
K so, then we had to do the practical exam, which was twice as hard as the theory exam. Our supervisor kept saying, "Salah, wrong, do that again, you're doing it wrong, try do that again."
And I was like ; " WHAT? DUDE! I'm panicking over here! I want to go home!"
But duhh, surely I didn't say that, or else he had given me an F. So blah blah blah.
And I just hope I'll pass :)

Who hates going to tuitions?

ME.

Warning : Never become like Jaja.

You know what I hate most?

Going to tuitions.

You think I hate learning? Well, you're wrong. The only thing I hate is being in a room with loads of people who already know each other and already started the lesson three months ago and you just sit there all alone. FOREVER ALONE.

IT MAKES ME FEEL GREEN.

Aku sombong. Yeah really. Because since birth, I didn't let anybody else touch me other than my granny, mum and dad. And if strangers even COO at me, I'll be screaming my head off.

And guess what?

That attitude stuck on me until now. I feel scared of people I don't know.

I don't hate. I get scared. Like, when I first start going to a certain tuition and see 20 people there, I get numb and I sit at my place, staring forward and doing nothing.

Don't get me wrong ; I love making friends. I'm just too scared (and shy)

But when you get to know me better , 

You're gonna ask me to "SHUT THE CRAP UP, JAJA!"

Oh yeah, sticking back to the tuition story. I decided to ditch my current tuition (which holds like about 20 strangers from schools I don't know) and go to Yasmin's tuition that only 6 people attend (5 of them go to the same school I go to and I know them ).

Much better right? :) *for a person like me, that is.