Shu Ern and Vivian Lai got PRANKED!

I'll start off with telling you guys about half a dozen activities running around my school this month.

1. Scout Jamboree
2. Police Cadet Camping
3. Kadet Pertahanan Awam kawad camping ( shall I translate? Civil Defense Cadet LOL WTH THAT SOUNDS WRONG )
4. Choral Speaking.
5. Smartniaga setups
6. Orchestra
7. Another half a dozen more too lazy to remember.

So basically my class is half empty. Yasmin and I even had the time to list out everybody in class and cross out the names of people we think won't be in class. So there were only 13 people in class today. It was kinda fun. And I bullied the useless ketua several times. ( He's currently suffering from a bloody lip because yesterday when he played bola baling, some retard banged on his face ) Actually it was kinda fun bullying him :/ I should do that again tomorrow. Its not like he's offended or anything. He plays along.

Oh yeah, back to Shu Ern and Vivian Lai.

So just now. In English period, teacher was on medical leave so Shu Ern and Viv went to.... wherever they went to. English was almost over and it was time for Maths. Our maths teacher instructed us to go to the Physics Lab. Puteri wrote on the board :

Masa Maths, pergi makmal Fizik Form 4.

When all of us had gone down, Foo, Darren and Leng rubbed off the FIZIK FORM 4. So it only reads :

Masa Maths, pergi makmal taaadaaaa sudah tiada.

The only people who didn't know where to go were...... Shu Ern and Vivian. They arrived in the lab 20 minutes later and Shu Ern yelled out ,

"CIKGU KITORANG LARI SATU SEKOLAH CARI MAKMAL YANG MANA SATU KENA PERGI. DAH LAH SEKOLAH NI ADA BERPULUH MAKMAL!"

Then Darren said, "IT WAS FOO WHO RUBBED OFF THE LAB'S NAME." 

So Foo dapat hentakan buku percuma ;)

Sunburn skin. I want to be ME again :(

I'm getting darker and darker and darker. I don't even play in the sun! -.- Ok well, maybe this is because the recently-held sports day. I was one of the Pahlawans of Waja.

WAJA PAHLAWAN MASA KINI.

Nombor 2 je kot. But not last ;)

So this is me in November.

That's my friend Kerry on the left. That's me on the right. We're both the sepets and we'll be forever sepets.

Kerry tak sepet dalam picture ni sebab dia besarkan mata dia huahuahuah.

Aku dekat sini at least  normal sikit daripada sekarang.

And this is me nao -.-

ALANGKAH HITAMNYA JAJAH @ GAJAH

Adik aku kena denda...?

So I only have one brother. He happens to be my FAVOURITE SIBLING (I'm freaking mad at my sister right now, as always) Just now, I was scrolling down my Wall and I found THIS :

It was a picture which my bro's teacher had uploaded in his Facebook.

You wanna know why they're standing there?

Gambar copy from Cikgu Ramli's profile. Sorry ye cikgu ;) Dan terima kasih kerana memberi adik saya pengajaran.

KENA DENDA TAK SIAP KERJA MATEMATIK.

Nak tahu adik aku yang mana?

Yang paling kanan. Tengah malu-malu kucing tu.

Padan muka kau Boboi. Kena rotan :)

Lain kali, jangan tertido depan TV. Siapkan homework tu!

Sebenarnya dia ikut kakak dia jugak ;D Kakak dia yang sulung ni ha selalu kena denda jugak sebab tak siap Matematik. Maklumlah, matematik kakaknya bukanlah bagus sangat.

Warning : Boy, never become like akak ok? Muahh sayang boboi!

Runding Cara & Birthday Mr. Swift

RUNDING CARA!

THE MOST FEARED  AWAITED MOMENT AFTER AN EXAMINATION.

Runding cara is when our parents come to school and talk to our class teachers and discuss about our very bad good behavior and talk about our grades. Well, I was hoping my mom could come and meet my class teacher but since MY mom is a teacher too, she can't go out of school. sama macam budak-budak jugak lah kan?

SO. IT WAS MY DAD WHO PICKED UP MY REPORT CARD.

...which was a good thing because coincidentally my class teacher was on a trip to Melaka so my ever-awesome Sejarah teacher Mr. Saravana was the one who met the parents. And I, well, I've never actually been bad in school 

( Jarzreen Jaffri on the Disciplinary Board : SO FAR GREEN. YES)

Kalau kau tak percaya cuba tengok sendiri dekat board yang terletak di Dataran Minda sekolah SMART. Bodoh ah Jaja ni. Tu pun nak berlagak ke?

Actualy Mr. Saravana told my dad that I had improved quite a lot. From a D- in the End-of-Term Exam last year to a B+ in the 1B Term Exam. Personally, I think it was good :)

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The Runding Cara event was also on the same day as Mr. Swift's birthday! Wondering who Mr. Swift is?

It's Syimir. One of my classmates.

He's too obsessed with Taylor Swift and knows more about her than I do -.- And he's actually really cool, once you get to know him. So, Aliff, Yasmin, Shu Ern and others decided to throw him a surprise party. I was in charge of  buying his cake -.-

Actually, in January, he wanted Chocolate Banana from Secret Recipe. Just a slice.

But then, there were a lot of people throwing him this surprise party, so I can't just buy ONE SLICE. and I can't buy ONE WHOLE SR CAKE. I'll be broke -.- But thanks to my mom, we decided to buy another kind of Chocolate Banana. Hihi thanks mami I love you <3

You know what I wrote on his cake?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYIMIR

FROM TAYLOR SWIFT

& 3 DINAMIK

So when Aliff brought Syimir to the canteen, he was surprised and he held onto a pole just to avoid going to the canteen.

"AKU TAKNAKKK! KORANG BUAT APA NI!? APA LAH KORANG NI! TAKNAK TAKNAK!"

*Eee geram aku. MACAM BUDAK KECIK!

But BOY WE KNOW YOU ARE PLEASED.

Never lie to your classmates.

From the left : Amira Aida (yang potong kek portions bapak besar), 

Kerry Rosdi (yang bukan main suka dapat berparti), 

Yasmin Sahira (budak gedik gila nak mampus tapi aku still sayang dia sebab dia besfren aku) 

Syimir Hazwan A.K.A Mr. Swift (yang suka gila dia kena surprise.... and the fact that I put Taylor Swift's name on the cake),

  Me (yang nampak separuh muka sebab menangis duit dah takde kena beli kek dia tu)

 Puteri Sasha Ikha (standing in such an awkward position).

Tapi bangang ah Syimir. Lepas je kitorang buat party tu dia dapat pulak New York Cheese Secret Recipe. Abang dia beli. Whatever lah. Syimir, you owe me a cake in October!

*He said, "Kfine :P "

YAY IM GETTING A CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

^_^

Kenapa semua orang mimpi pasal Justin Bieber?

Why kalian, why?

WHY I TAK DAPAT MIMPI INI? WAI?

What language ..... ?

Ni jadi time aku dekat Sabah. Kan orang Sabah cakap macam bahasa dia sendiri kan? Eh tapi yang aku pelik, kan Sabah dalam Malaysia. Kenapa bahasa lain? Ok so, bila aku sampai je dekat Sabah, adik aku ( Yang jenis kepala otak tidak beberapa mature lagi ) dia tak tahu nak cakap bahasa apa, so dia pergi bantai cakap Bahasa Indon.

DA FUQ?

 Bila dia jumpa orang je, dia kata, "Selamat siang, pak." Wei bangang! Kita dekat Sabah lah! Bukan dekat Indon! Dia siap pergi panggil sorang makcik tu Tante lagi. Goblok betul!

Dia tu dah lah jenis tak kisah. So bila aku point out yang dia ckp macam orang tak betul. She's like ;

I'VE BEEN AWAYYYYYY. FAR FAR AWAY.

I just got back from Sabah ( err, a week ago C: ) and I haven't updated, I know. I'll update as soon as the computer is fixed. I'm on laptop now and the internet connection sucks like hell -.- I can't even upload pictures with this thangggg.

HOLD THAT MOUSE!
BRING OUT THE CATS.